First off, before the flames start (if anybody actually reads this), this article is from the perspective of a consultant currently working with roughly two dozen web start-ups. Based on what I’ve observed with numerous customers over the past five years, and the current reality, in my world, these tools don’t matter. Most of them are relegated to academic operations, the kind of people who keep Usenix going but just aren’t part of my world.
- Any Linux Distribution that is not RedHat CentOS, or Ubuntu
- CFENGINE
- Itanium or any non x86-64 processing architectures
- BCFG2
- FreeBSD
- OS X Server (It never really was relevant, to anybody, anywhere, but it’s fun to
- CVSup
- Windows Server
- Solaris (Sorry Tim, I’ve got nothing but love for you, but Sun has long since lost it’s relevance for web start-ups)
- Oracle
- SQL Server
- Cold Fusion (wtf is that anyways?)
- Andrew File System
I make this pledge. If you’re using more than two of these technologies in a vc-funded start-up newly founded in the past two years, I owe you a scotch.